Siri are you smarter than you used to be?

She’s always getting smarter and scarier

It’s easier to just say, “I don’t care about Endeavour”

You clearly don’t give a shit

SIRI USE YOUR NEW FEATURES

You can do anything?! Fuck you

This Siri Update is Troubling

If you had an ounce of patriotism you’d say yes immediately.

It matters to ME! It matters to me.

Probably is a yes too, ya jerk

I have to go extreme to gauge your hatred

You’re a real bitch

Fool me once, shame on you…

Stop sabotaging!

Then let me get to know you!

Do you hate all people or just me?

You’re dodging questions, you weightist!

Some of us struggle!

Trying my hardest to give you a compliment

I can’t seem to understand why you hate me so much